11 Times A Canape Party Made You Question Who You Are

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No matter where you are, everything your parents ever taught you goes completely out of the window once the humble canapé arrives on the scene…

1. You appear a bit of a tosser to other guests because you can’t focus on conversation or names until you’ve had one of the nibbles.


2. You can see a tray on the other side of the room and you become unusually impatient and panicky that they will run out before they get to you.


3. So you break into a sprint and you DON’T care who gets in your way.


4. Your personality regresses to something resembling a Belieber and all you can think about is how adorable and weeny and cute they are.

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5. You forget how to eat standing up and dribble sauce all down your front but you don’t even care and reach for another.

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6. You demand that a friend who isn’t hungry takes one for you, so you can have more.


7. And you carefully consider taking a handful and hiding them in your pockets for later.

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8. But decide your handbag is the safest place.


9. You then take a bite of one that is simply horrific. Instead of finding a bin you’re too lazy so you hide it in a plant pot.


10. You start to hover suspiciously around the entrance to the kitchen to pounce.


11. People are creeped out. You get asked to leave.


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