The 26 Worst Food Jokes You Have Ever Heard

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1. What do you call a cheese that hides behind little horses?


2. Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing

3. What’s green and sings?

Elvis Parsley

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4. What do you give to a sick lemon?

Lemon aid

5. What do you call a sad raspberry?

A blueberry

6. What nuts constantly seem to have a cold?


7. Why couldn’t the sesame seed leave the gambling casino?

Because he was on a roll

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8. What do elves make sandwiches with?


9. Did you hear about the angry pancake?

He just flipped

10. Why did the fungus leave the party?

There wasn’t mushroom

11. Did you see the film about the Hot Dog?

It was an Oscar-weiner

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12. Wanna hear a joke about pizza?

Never mind. It’s too cheesy

13. What day do eggs hate the most?


14. What do you get when you play tug of war with a pig?

Pulled Pork

15. What did the cheese say in the mirror?

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16. What’s green and sings?

Katy Peary

17. Why should you eat really fast?

Because you might lose your appetite

18. Why did the man stare at a carton of orange juice?

Because it said ‘concentrate’

19. Two peanuts walk into a bar.

One was a-salted

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20. Do you know how many Indian jokes I know?


21. How do you make an apple turnover?

Push it down a hill

22. What plates do they use in space?

Satellite dishes

23. What happens when you tell an egg a joke?

It cracks up


24. What did the fast food say before he got punched?

You wanna pizza me?

25. My sister told me I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti.

You should have seen the look on her face as I drove pasta

26. What do you call a pig thief?

A hamburglar

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